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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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likeateenagelove:

naughty-nightsforniceness:

(I said yes)

I’d probably marry that one

likeateenagelove:

naughty-nightsforniceness:

(I said yes)

I’d probably marry that one

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

deodrant:

itouch-kids:

deodrant:

:(

Turn that frown upside down :)

):

velma-dear:

“i’m a vegan and my favorite food is bacon.” 

velma-dear:

“i’m a vegan and my favorite food is bacon.” 

fangirlconfession:

confess here

fangirlconfession:

confess here

(Source: humanslikeme)

(Source: shuuckle)

taleasoldastimelords:

clannyphantom:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

do you want it to hurt

FIRMLY GRASP IT

(Source: yungterra)

(Source: eeelliaak)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else